Let them eat PIE!

We went to the Davis County Fair a few weeks ago and had a blast! I always love the fair! This year the girls wanted to enter the Pie Eating Contest. To my surprise BOTH their names were drawn for their age group. I had forgotten to explain to the girls that you can't eat with your hands (or fork) just your face. They put a plastic bag over the girls heads and that kept their arms down. Aubrey was very nervous and just sat there horrified that kids were eating like that. (Although, I don't really see what her problem was, SHE eats like that ALL the time at the dinner table and I keep telling her not to. Now when she can really go for it, she's too chicken. It probably totally was messing up her psyche). Hailey, however, had the time of her life! She thought it was great! At first she was hesitant, then she went all out, then she got that look on her face like, "if I have another mouthful of this stuff I'm gonna puke!" She was a good sport! Now they're gearing up for next year, however I still won't let them practice at the dinner table . . . I'm such a party poop mom.

It's a GIRL!

We got a puppy! We named her Roxy. She is a doll. I love her so much! She is an F1B Labradoodle ( a Labrador Retreiver and Poodle mix) Her parents were a Labradoodle and a toy poodle. So won't get too big, she'll be a medium sized dog. I have been begging Ben for a dog for awhile now. Seeing as how the whole baby idea was nixed. I've been wanting another companion. I saw these dogs on the internet and have had my eye on them for awhile. She is wonderful and the girls just adore her. We are so excited to have this new member to our family (or our pack rather).

Gee, Thanks Mickey (and Hailey)

This is a little conversation Hailey and I had this morning (while Hailey was watching Mickey Mouse)

Hailey- Mom come here you NEED to see this.

Me- Yeah? What is it.

Hailey- Look, Mom . . . look at how Mickey is driving . . . did you see?

Me- (without much enthusiasm) Yeah, that's great.

Hailey- No Mom, LOOK! He's stopping at the stop sign! SEE! That's what YOU need to do!!

Me- WHAT? I stop at stop signs!!

Hailey- No, you don't. You need to Mom, you need to like Mickey does.

It's pretty sad when your four year old is giving you driving lessons! I can just imagine what she'll be like at 15 when taking Driver's Ed!

Disclaimer: I live in freaking Farmington. I swear, I see no reason to stop in the middle of a corn field when there is no car in sight for miles! I have been bad and some stop signs here seem optional, but now that I know I have eyes watching, I'll have to be better. It sucks getting driving tips from Mickey Mouse!

Flat Tire

Tonight for Enrichment I am teaching a class on changing a flat tire. Yes, wipe the shock off your face, I DO actually know how. Anyway I typed up this handy-dandy handout on tips when changing a flat. I thought I would post it, just in case you actually read my blog and need to know. And if you only read the title of my blogs and never really read the actual text, when you get a flat tire you will think, "man, I should have read Kristy's blog, I'm a moron." And then you will read from now on. :)

Changing a Flat Tire Basic Tips

Pull off to the side of the road

Be sure you are on flat ground

Turn on your hazards
If the flat is in the front, turn emergency-break on. If the flat is on a rear tire do NOT turn on your emergency break.

Consult Owner’s Manual

Find where spare tire is kept. NOTE: some SUV’s and trucks have it under the vehicle. If this is the case, you will need a long key thing to let down the tire. Stick key in a hole (about the size of a quarter) usually located above the license plate and lower the tire. This should lower the tire on a chain. Lower it far enough to allow room to unhook the tire using the slack in the chain and pulling the holder to the side.

Find the jack and tire-iron (wrench like, lug-nut losener).

Pop off hubcaps (if you have them) using the flat end of the tire-iron.

Locate the divot in the frame of the car. This is where you put the jack. NOTE: some vehicles, especially minivans, have a little arrow on the molding signifying where the jack goes. Be SURE to put the jack under the frame of the car, not the car molding.

Jack up the car just a bit but be sure to have the tires still on the ground. Loosen all the lug-nuts.
Jack up car all the way and remove lug-nuts and tire.

Replace flat tire with spare.

Screw all lug-nuts into place.

Lower car so the tire is touching the ground. Now you have leverage to tighten all the lug-nuts.

Lower car all the way down and remove jack.

Yeah! You did it!

Throw everything back into the car and get the heck out of there!

On a spare tire (doughnut tire) do not drive over 60mph. Get to a shop to get it fixed as soon as you can, but smile while doing so because you are a rockin’ woman that just changed your own flat tire!!!

So now you know! Wow, what an awesome blog!

Soccer Divas

Hailey and Aubrey are on the same soccer team this fall. They love it! Hailey is actually really good (which is interesting because I totoally was crap at soccer). Aubrey is getting the hang of it. Mostly I just think they look so darn cute in their uniforms!