
Friday, December 19, 2008
Tinker Bell Retraction

Thursday, December 11, 2008
Zits happen, okay?
So, a few weeks ago I was in my Relief Society Presidency meeting (A new RS Presidency was called, I’m the first counselor, and this was one of our first meetings as a presidency). We meet at the church in the RS room. We sit close together around a small table and we put all our kids in the nursery room to play while we meet. At this particular meeting we had many sensitive and important things to discuss. Our President was discussing these issues and Aubrey came in crying. I tried to quietly hold her and calm her down. While crying on my shoulder she noticed the gigantic zit that I have on my neck, right under my jaw line. Okay, so I’ve had this zit for months now and it really hurts. It is huge and ugly and I can’t get rid of it. Of course I have messed with it and now it just looks ick. Well, it catches Aubrey’s eye and she starts playing with it. I think to myself, “whatever, if I keeps her quiet she can play with it.” I’m pretty sure the other ladies haven’t noticed what she is doing. I really need to focus on what the President is saying. Soon enough Aubrey is fine and goes back to play with the kids. About three minutes later, Aubrey comes sneaking in, with the other children behind her. I notice out of the corner of my eye that she is doing the whole “spy sneak” on her tip-toes and moving stealthily. The other five children are lined up behind her and look terrified. They all follow Aubrey weaving through the chairs closer and closer to us. I am trying so hard to focus on the President who is now discussing things very close to her heart, oblivious of the children. I glance around the table and the others are intently listening to her. I try to refocus, but I hear one of the children whisper to Aubrey,
“I’m too scared, I can’t.”
“It’s okay; you just have to be brave. Everyone, be so brave.”
“No, no, no, it’s too scary.”
“I see it! Just a little bit closer. See it? See it? I’m going to touch it.”
“No Aubrey, don’t! I can’t look!”
I feel Aubrey’s tiny hand touch my gigantic zit and the other kids shrill in horror, “It’s so scary! What is it?” Our President stops mid-sentence, “What is going on?” Oh my heck, is this really happening? I am soooo embarrassed!!! “Um, I’m sorry for the interruption, they are afraid of my zit.” I stammer. Okay really? Did I really just have to confess to the Relief Society Presidency that all of their children are screaming because they are afraid of my zit? This is humiliating. This is worse than seventh grade, I feel thirteen again. The presidency looks at me dumbfounded and I just feel dumb. “So, ah, yeah, sorry for the interruption . . .” Thankfully, Lisa quickly ushers the kids back to the nursery. I try to recover with, “So what were you saying?” Our president looks at me and just starts to laugh, “I can’t even remember now.” Yeah, nothing kills the spirit like a huge zit.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Disneyland!
Happiest Place on Earth? Kind of scary to me . . .
The oddness of it all did not go unnoticed by Hailey and Aubrey. They were a little frightened. I just told them that, "just like they dress up like princesses at Disneyland, some adults like to dress up too. They just pick really weird outfits." It kind of sucked all the pixie dust and happy magic out of the place and it felt really . . . yeah, words just can't describe it.
We were on Pirates of the Caribbean ride and Aubrey got a little scared (the boat wasn't even moving yet, she was scared of the people getting on the boat in the row behind us). As the boat rolled out and the ride began Aubrey started screaming. (I knew she was screaming because she knew she was stuck on the boat with these freaking scary looking people). Thinking that Aubrey was afraid of the ride the Goth girl reached up and patted Aubrey's arm. (which caused more screams). I tried to comfort her and tell her it was alright and she was safe with us. "Yeah, we'll keep you safe" said the girl. I resisted the urge to say, "Um, actually, she's afraid of YOU!"
Overall the Goths were really nice and polite, just a little . . . odd and eerie. I filmed it.
Forget Mickey, Gimme Ryan Seacrest!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
All dogs go to heaven
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Trick or Treat
Every year the girls go to Grandma Powell's ward Halloween party. Grandma LOVES to dress-up for Halloween. Here's some photo's of Grandma and the girls on their way to the party.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Kharma
Rewind my life to October 1996. I am a senior in high school and needing to sow my wild oats. (without alcohol, drugs and sex, I find it a little difficult to sow these oats.) On a "wild and crazy" night we decide to go pumpkin smashing (whoo-hoo, what crazy kids we were). I go to a front door, take the pumpkin and smash it in the street. What a thrill! My friend Alisa won't even get out of the car, she totally reprimands me like she's my mother, "That is so rude, I just can't believe you'd do that! That is vandalism and stealing!" To which I reply, "Oh give it a rest Alisa, it's no big deal, it's just a pumpkin!"
Okay, skip forward to June 2008. We have our new yard! I make a special trip to the store with my kids to buy pumpkin seeds. We excitedly plant the seeds and watch the seeds sprout, flower, and turn into pumpkins. We joyfully wait for our pumpkins to turn from green to orange. As a family, we make a ceremonious trip to our pumpkin patch to pick our pumpkins. We carefully wash them and place them in specific spots on our front porch. Everyone has picked a special pumpkin and we all know whose pumpkin is whose. We are so excited to carve the pumpkins when Halloween is closer! . . . Then comes UEA. It's 11:30 at night and all are peacefully asleep in bed when the doorbell rings. I get up, get dressed and go to the door. GRRRR! AHHHH! BLAST IT! MY PUMPKINS ARE GONE and I've been doorbell ditched! I am so flaming mad. My heart breaks just thinking about telling the children the horrible news. In my usual fashion I totally overreact and can't even go back to sleep. "It's just pumpkins, Kristy." Ben says to get me to calm down. "Just pumpkins? Just pumpkins? No it's not JUST PUMPKINS! It is months and months of my children's entertainment, joy, fun, learning and excitement!" I am furious, when suddenly, my mind sees the faint vision of Alisa's disappointed face in the dim light of the car. I hear my own voice, "Oh give it a rest, Alisa. It's no big deal, it's just a pumpkin . . . " Holy cow. It's karma, what goes around comes around. Crap.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Braces at three?

The cute dentist office.
My sweet baby totally knocked out after surgery. (so does it mean I'm a bad mom because I took a bunch of pictures with my camera phone when I was bored waiting for her to wake up?)
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Pepe la Pew
This morning Ben took Roxy out around 7am to go potty. Roxy was sniffing around and came face-to-face with Pepe la Pew snoozing on our front lawn! Okay so it wasn't the real Pepe, this skunk didn't seem French and he didn't wear a bow tie, but he was a stinky skunk nonetheless! Ben sprung into action and quickly turned into Super Ben (our skunk busting hero). He called Roxy back in the house before disaster struck (however, Ben HAS been plotting to "rid" himself of our less-than-potty-trained puppy but having the dog sprayed by a skunk was going a bit far). Luckily Ben returned Roxy to safety. He then proceeded to devise a plan to safe our neighborhood from utter disaster. (I, on the other hand, called Animal Control only to be told they do not respond to skunk problems---losers.) So, it was up to our brave hero to save us all. After pelting the poor thing with dirtballs we were now stuck with a dirty skunk in our front yard and elementary school time was rolling around. (Problem: Elementary age boys walking to school + skunk = big time disaster) Next our hero turned on our sprinklers. The little critter got wet, and that's about it. However, he did move to the driveway for a warmer resting spot. (and I believe he was getting a little ticked off, both the skunk and Ben). Thankfully, Ben the Skunk Busting Hero acquired a sidekick, Skunk Woman. (formally known as Trish Smith our neighbor with four boys dying to get their hands on the skunk . . . ) Trish said we needed to capture it. Ben asked how and Trish quickly responded, "I'm from Hennifer." So, in an effort to prevent her boys from getting to the skunk, she bravely put a Tupperware bin over it!!! What a woman! Next, Ben slid a sheet of plywood under the box. Ta-da! Our dynamic duo trapped the skunk! They carried the little fella to a near (but not too nearby) field. Where he was safely deposited. Whew! What an eventful morning! We are investing in a spotlight with a huge skunk shadow to summon our hero in a time of need. If you would like to donate to the cause please give me a call: 1-800-SKUNK-BUST.Friday, September 19, 2008
Tons(hell)ectomy
We have been very blessed by the outpouring of love towards Hailey. Many friends, family and neighbors have stopped by or called to wish my little one love and healing. We are so grateful for the love you have shown us. Hailey and I talk about what a lucky little girl she is to have so much support. She loves you all and I do too! Thank you!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Yeehaw!
This is the whole party, mostly. The guy holding the little girl is not Ben, it is the girl's father. The guy at the back is the horse guy. My mom is sitting with Aubrey on her lap.
Wildcats!
Hannah (age 6), Aubrey (age 3), Becca (age 8), and Hailey (age 5)
Aubrey and Hailey with Rachael.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Happy Birthday Hailey
She is my cute little love bug.
This is Hailey in 2006.
Now she is five and a fireball. She loves soccer and ballet and anykind of dance/cheerleading. She is 100% girl. She loves watching the Barbie Princess movies and is learning to read. Below is a picture of Hailey's little personality. When told to pose for a picture for her first day of school photo, this is what she did . . . when I snapped the shot, she said, "that is going to be such a cute picture!" then she came over to see it. "Yup! It is." She always keeps me smiling. I'm so thankful we have her in our lives!
Monday, September 1, 2008
Oh what to do on a rainy Labor Day?
That was a great rainy Labor Day after all!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Let them eat PIE!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
It's a GIRL!
Gee, Thanks Mickey (and Hailey)

Thursday, August 21, 2008
Flat Tire

If the flat is in the front, turn emergency-break on. If the flat is on a rear tire do NOT turn on your emergency break.
Jack up car all the way and remove lug-nuts and tire.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Place Family Lagoon Day
It is so fun to be with the cousins (and my sisters). We spent most the day with Stephanie and her kids Matt, Mike and Bron (Stephanie is pregnant with her fourth baby--A GIRL! and is due in August). Mike was so helpful with Hailey and they went on tons of rides together as partners. Hailey was in heaven with all the attention from Mike. We also had Hannah (Kim's youngest) with us. She was very helpful to hang out with Aubrey and go on Kiddie rides when Aubrey was too scared to go on bigger rides. (of course Kim's other, older kids (all 7 of them) were roaming the park--too cool to hang out in Kiddie Land, but we did run into them now and then)
Aubrey's favorite ride was The Odysea (this years new ride.) She just loves to sing along with the theme song, I've heard it all week!
After a full day at Lagoon I took the kids home to a sitter and enjoyed the park at night with Ben. We went on all the "big kid" rides together. I pretty much felt like I'd been beat up after the Wild Mouse, and realized that two kids later my bladder isn't what it use to be, I seriously almost peed my pants on the Rocket. My nephews (Brayden, Matt and Mike) talked me into riding Cliff Hanger with them. They promised me that I wouldn't get wet. We waited in line forever and finally got on the ride. Once strapped down, Brayden leaned out and said, "Kristy, I think you might get a little wet" sure, now he fesses up. Mike replied with serious enthusiasm, "Yeah! But you get to hang upside down!!" "Wow." I thought, "What a trade off." Yes, I got wet and yes, I did hang upside down. But it still is one of my favorite family days!
Sunday, July 6, 2008
The Powells in Powell
Hailey was a dare devil and LOVED to ride the tube! The girls also loved to hunt for lizards go fishing and rock climb. They were in heaven!
I couldn't believe it. One day a bottle floated to shore and there was a treasure map in it! We followed the map and found the pirate treasure. It was the forgotten treasure of the Pirates of Lake Powell!! ;)
We were also there for the 4th of July. We had a big party on the top of the boat with glowsticks. It was our private RAVE (minus alcohol, drugs, etc.) It was a G rated RAVE.
It was a fantastic trip!
